TODAY'S LESSON
Diet of a
pet student
@ <- Hermley
@ <- Ronley
@ "Class, today's lecture is about the eating habits of a pet student."
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carnivore + herbivor
d -> @
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@ "A pet student has the combined tastes of a dog and a horse."
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DOGFOOD
% <- tripe ration
% <- meatball
% <- apple
% <- carrot
@ "Thus tripe rations are treats to a pet student, but so are apples."
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CADAVER
% <- egg
% <- jackal corpse
% <- lichen corpse
@ "Pet students will seek and eat eggs and corpses, both vegetable and meat."
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ACCFOOD
% <- candy bar
% <- food ration
% <- orange
% <- pear
% <- pizza
@ "Strangely, they avoid normal food. They will eat food rations or pizzas only when hungry."
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POISON
% <- old corpse
TABU
% <- cockatrice
corpse
@ "Like any other pet, a pet student will refuse to eat certain things."
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@ "Remember: pet students relish tripe rations, like corpses, avoid pizza."
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@ "Professor, we peaceful students eat only lizard corpses, and only to reverse stoning."
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@ "That is why the academy sells you meal plans for 12000 zorkmids each."
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