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d "Grr, if only Dudley had bothered to let me level to a large dog."
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d "Hmm ...
*idea!*"
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a - a fairy floss
(unpaid, 5 zorkmids)
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You escaped the shop
without paying!
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K "Hey, it's some kind of poodle! Aww, how cute!"
d "Poodle?! How DARE you!"
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K "That thing can talk?! Quick, zap it with that suspiciously placed wand!"
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You turn into a
dwarf!
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h "Curses! This vertically challenged form shall never meet..."
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h "Wait ... No, Dogley you fool! Opposable thumbs! Ha ha, opposable thumbs!"
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