Dudley's dungeon



Wednesday, 3 October, 2007 by Nameless
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
Today we talk with the oft forgotten REAL monsters of the Mazes of Menace.
The gnome without a 
wand of death       
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G "It's been really tough growing up with such unlikely expectations on me as an individual ..."
The newt that does  
not roll natural 20s
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: "At first it was kind of fun, newbies running from me. Nowadays I get pretty lonely ..."
The Wizard of Yendor
that doesn't appear 
at every possible   
ironic moment       
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@ "I do actually have better things to do, you know."
And finally, the    
Dudley who doesn't  
actually suck       
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@ "Hey guys."
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@ "Bye guys."
Tomorrow: The comic strip that doesn't rely on meta-humour.


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