Dudley travels to
NetHack: the Next
Generation, to un-
genocide the over-
used jokes
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Dudley disappears in
a flash of light!
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@ "Here goes nothing!" z - wand of lightning
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Welcome to NetHack:
The Next Generation
You are a human geek
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@ "I can tell this is going to do WONDERS for my ego..."
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a - a potion of pan-
galactic gargle-
blaster
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@ "I ought to ease into the whole, 'Douglas Adams Joke' thing..."
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@ "According to 'the Hitchhiker's Guide', if I drink this, I'll feel like..."
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@ "... 'having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick'"
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what do you want
to drink? - a
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@ q
"But seriously, what's the worst that can happen?"
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A gold golem
appears! The gold
golem wields a
slice of lemon!
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@ "Damn..."
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