Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 27 April, 2007 by Edrobot
                    
                    
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@ "All right, I'm in the car. Are you sure this is safe?"
                    
                    
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G "Yeah. I saw it in a movie once."
                    
                    
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@ "What movie?"
                    
                    
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G "I dunno, Back to the Something or other. Something like that."
You zap the car with
1.28 jiggawatts!    
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@ "Here goes nothing!" z - a wand of lightning
Dudley suddenly     
disappears!         
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G "Well, I guess that's that."
                    
                    
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G "Oh! I just remembered to tell Dudley something important!"
                    
                    
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d "What? That he shouldn't change the timestream more than necessary?"
The gecko hits! Your
purse feels lighter!
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G "No, that I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"


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