Dudley's dungeon



Thursday, 26 April, 2007 by Edrobot
                    
                    
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@ "Dang it! I can't think of anything original to do in the strip!"
                    
                    
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@ "At this rate, Dudley's Dungeon will lose all it's verwership to that dumb Angband comic!"
                    
                    
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@ "What do I do now?!?!"
                    
                    
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G "I believe I can help..."
@ "Gnome With The Wand Of Death?"
                    
                    
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G "To avoid being genocided, I changed my name as I zapped myself with a wand of teleportation..."
                    
                    
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G "...now I'm the Gnome With The Convenient Plot Device."
                    
                    
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@ "Let me guess, you have some way for me to undo the joke genociding?"
G "Correct."
                    
                    
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G "All you have to do is use this foot-powered car you polymerged in an earlier strip..."
                    
                    
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G "...then you'll zap a wand of lightning..."
                    
                    
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G "...generating the 1.28 Jiggawats you need to travel in time and correct your mistake!"
                    
                    
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@ "Brilliant! But time travel is overused too, isn't it?"
G "Yes, but I...
                    
                    
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G "... reconfigured the space-time matrix to generate an improbability field around the flux capacitor."
                    
                    
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@ "Um, isn't technobabble also a bit overused?"
                    
                    
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G "Shhh! Do you want the RNG to hear you?"


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