Dudley's dungeon



Monday, 13 November, 2006 by Green Hat Linux L
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There is a fountain here, drink from it?
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You unleashed a water demon!
& (In a sexy female voice) "what do you wish for?"
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@ "... you..."
& "... can I call some friends?"
@ "Sure."
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A balrog, a mind flayer, and a minotaur appear! @ "Uh, what..."
Suddenly!           
                    
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d "For the sake of what's left of our audience, the remainder of this obvious joke has been terminated."
                    
                    
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d "In its place, please enjoy the following Classic Dudley's Dungeon punch-line."
                    
                    
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d "Thank you."
Moments later...    
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@ "Whoops, my mistake — this is just the Giant Deformed Monkey Head chamber."
In memory of Wednesday, 1 November, 2006.


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