What
Nethack is not
about.
By Dave.
@ "To better explain what it really is."
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1. Nethack ain't
Quake. AAH!
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@ "Ya'll gonna all die!! HAHA.. (GAME OVER) NOOOO!"
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2. It is not
NETwork HACKing.
C:\>ping Google
ping (1) Google
ping (2) Google
You have success
hacking Google!!
@ "Yessss!"
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3. It is not
HACKing at a NET
that trapped ya.
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@ "Dang spiderwebs... Hya! Hya! Hya! (This is just stupid.)"
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4. It is not an
interNET Game of
HACK.
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@ "HAXX0R!"
@ "I CAN'T MOVE!!! @ "Now wait 31045 turns for training, if you get hungry, um.. brb!"
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5. It's not like
your PC's to blame
if you get killed.
You made the top
ten!
c:\>format c:
You Sure? Y
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