You kill the bugbear
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For what do you
wish?
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@ "Wow! A wish! I've already got everything I need though..."
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Meanwhile, at the North Po— er, wish factory...
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@ "Hey! Pippy! Stop slacking off! Get back to work!"
h "Yes sir, sorry sir..."
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& "Slappy! Report!"
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@ "Yes Santa, sir. We are running low on dragon scale mail, and could use a top up of —"
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h "Sir! Sir! We have an emergancy situation!"
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& "What is it? And this had better be good, or I'll dock your rations!"
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h "Somebody has wished for an iron chain, sir!"
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& "WHAT?! An iron chain?! Nobody *ever* wishes for those!"
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@ "We don't even keep any in stock! What are we going to do?!"
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The throne vanishes
in a puff of logic.
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