Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 29 September, 2006 by L
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Dudley!"
@ "Wes! Where've you been?"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "I've completed the initiation quest!"
@ "Initiation quest?"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "You know, the newcomer's ritual? The first test for a NetHacker?"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Dogley told me all about it, and I did it! Here, take a look:"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "A plaid potion, a left-handed magic marker, a can of elbow grease..."
                    
                    
                    
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@ "...a non-large box, a scroll labelled BOON A MI EM KCIK backwards...."
                    
                    
                    
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@ "...and a tin of soup made from invisible black light."
                    
                    
                    
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@ "The last one was a little tricky, though, cause at first I thought..."
                    
                    
                    
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@ "'If it's invisible, how can it also be black?'"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "But then I realised..."
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Wait, Wes. Where'd you get all this stuff?"
Moments later...    
                    
                    
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@ "Wes... you realise that you've discovered... the Paradoxical Portal?!"
To be continued...


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