Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 18 August, 2006 by Nameless
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@ "Ah! Cockatrices! Help!"
The door resists!   
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@ "Oh god, no! HELP!"
You are slowing     
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@ "Argh! Anhur! Help me!"
The voice of Anhur  
booms: "Thou art    
arrogant, mortal."  
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@ "Noooooooooooo..."
You wake up.        
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@ "Gah! It's just a dream. That's it: I'm doing something about those cockatrices *now*."
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@ "Wait, does praying in my sleep lose my atheist conduct?"


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