Dudley's dungeon



Wednesday, 31 May, 2006 by Nameless
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Q "So, if you were to perhaps have a charm 'people' or charm 'beings' spell, that would..."
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@ "Hey, Orrie. It's been twenty-seven turns, and I'm still alive! I demand a refund!"
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@ "Didn't you read the sign? It says: 'No refunds'. That's what it says. On the sign. Did you read it?"
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@ "That sign wasn't there before!"
@ "Too bad. No refunds."
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@ "*ahem*"
50 gold pieces.     
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@ "I mean, certainly sir! Refunds are fine. Heh."


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