Dudley's dungeon



Wednesday, 22 March, 2006 by Nameless
You hit the gnome.  
You kill the gnome! 
   |   |   | |      
   |    ---- |   -  
----     .@%     |  
        --G--    -  
--      || | |      
  |     | -  |      
   --  -      -     
@ "Gnomes, gnomes, gnomes. I am *sick* of fighting gnomes."
You hit the gnome.  
The gnomes hits.    
   |   |   | |      
   |    ---- |   -  
---- G   .@%     |  
        --G--    -  
--      || | |      
  |     | -  |      
   --  -      -     
@ "I can't help but feel this whole mine setting is getting a bit boring."
You hit the gnome.  
You kill the gnome! 
   |   |   | |      
   |    ---- |   -  
----    G.@%     |  
        --%--    -  
--      || | |      
  |     | -  |      
   --  -      -     
@ "Honestly. If it's not dungeons, it's mines, or if I'm really lucky mazes."
The gnome lord      
hits!               
   |   |   | |      
   |    ---- |   -  
----     G@%     |  
        --%--    -  
--      || | |      
  |     | -  |      
   --  -      -     
@ "Just once, instead of Dudley's Dungeon, why can't we have..."
    -----------     
   /  REST IN  \    
  /    PEACE    \   
 /               \  
 |     Dudley    |  
 |   killed by   |  
 |  a discarded  |  
 |    syringe    |  
/\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|  
@ "...Dudley's Playground?"
    -----------     
   /  REST IN  \    
  /    PEACE    \   
 /               \  
 |     Dudley    |  
 |   killed by   |  
 |  his own bear |  
 |      trap     |  
/\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|  
@ "...Dudley's Forest?"
    -----------     
   /  REST IN  \    
  /    PEACE    \   
 /               \  
 |     Dudley    |  
 |   killed by   |  
 | the oposition |  
 |     party     |  
/\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|  
@ "...Dudley's Electorate?"
    -----------     
   /  REST IN  \    
  /    PEACE    \   
 /               \  
 |     Dudley    |  
 |   killed by   |  
 |   the media   |  
 |   *  *  *     |  
/\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|  
@ "...Dudley's City?"
    -----------     
   /  REST IN  \    
  /    PEACE    \   
 /               \  
 |     Dudley    |  
 |   killed by   |  
 |  his partner  |  
 |   *  *  *     |  
/\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|  
@ "...Dudley's Shooting Range?"
    -----------     
   /  REST IN  \    
  /    PEACE    \   
 /               \  
 |     Dudley    |  
 |   killed by   |  
 |   exhaustion  |  
 |   *  *  *     |  
/\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|  
@ "...Dudley's University?"
    -----------     
   /  REST IN  \    
  /    PEACE    \   
 /               \  
 |     Dudley    |  
 |   killed by   |  
 |   ...wait a   |  
 |   minute...   |  
/\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|  
@ "...Dudley's Graveyard?"
You kill the Gnome  
Lord!               
   |   |   | |      
   |    ---- |   -  
----     %@%     |  
        --%--    -  
--      || | |      
  |     | -  |      
   --  -      -     
@ "... Ah, forget it."


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