Dudley's dungeon



Wednesday, 21 September, 2005 by Nobody Special
                    
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This fortune cookie is delicious! This cookie has a scrap of paper inside.
                    
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It reads: Your tendency to see in black and white will be your undoing.
                    
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@ "I thought these are supposed to have nice little tidbits of advice, not prophecies of doom!"
                    
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@ "At least the cookie was tasty. But I resent being called narrow-minded."
400 turns later...  
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@ "Oooh, a newt, I'm so scared! I'm at XL 5; it doesn't stand a chance!"
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |    killed by   | 
 |  a salamander  | 
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Moral: always play NetHack in color.


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