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G "Greetings." @ "Hey, who are you?"
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G "I'm the famous Gnome With The Wand of Death."
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G "My vast returns have allowed me to increase the amount of options I give my victims. So..."
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G "When would you find it preferable for me to unexpectedly appear and kill you?"
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G "1: When you least expect it. 2: Just after succeeding at a protection racket dive..."
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G "3: After getting an artifact from the coaligned altar. 4: While leaving with the luckstone."
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@ "Hah, joke's on you, GWTWOD! This time I'm a 'free cloak of magic resistance' Wizard!"
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The gnome zaps a wand of cold! G "All my wands cause death, but not all are Wands of Death."
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