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Friday, 28 March, 2008 by Xero Storm
Konnichi wa, Dudley!
welcome to NetHack. 
                    
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@ "I'm trying out another patch. This one adds a new class: 'Magical Girl'"
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Kuso."


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Xero Storm March 28, 2008 01:59
First comment: 24 February, 2008 32 comments written
For the record: I tried to resist, but it just had to be done. I have no regrets.
Antheridium March 28, 2008 02:07
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Heh. It's cute. Although there IS already an entire comic devoted to tentacle rape...

I don't understand the last panel, though. Where did all those monsters come from, and what does "Kuso" mean?
Xero Storm March 28, 2008 02:11
First comment: 24 February, 2008 32 comments written
The monsters came out of a plot hole, duh! The same place as all those liches and dragons Dudley finds on DL 3.
Wellan March 28, 2008 02:22
First comment: 27 November, 2007 247 comments written
Ouch.

I understand your reasons, but I still can't approve...
motty March 28, 2008 03:22
First comment: 22 November, 2006 9 comments written
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuso
Nameless Fairy March 28, 2008 09:54
First comment: 26 September, 2007 22 comments written
One time I tried playing a wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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named Fate and using no weapons but a bardiche. Needless to say, it didn't turn out so well.
The Rani March 28, 2008 15:37
First comment: 28 March, 2008 1 comments written
I have to wonder about that ArchonArchons are the predominant inhabitants of the heavens.
However unusual their appearance, they are not generally
evil. They are beings at peace with themselves and their
surroundings.

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standing in the back, watching...
Slowpoke March 28, 2008 16:52
First comment: 27 February, 2007 239 comments written
Plot hole?!? But that's where I kuso!!
Quint Sakugarne March 28, 2008 23:47
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
I'm not sure even how to react to this.
Xero Storm March 29, 2008 01:08
First comment: 24 February, 2008 32 comments written
In Dudley's Dungeon, plot hole kusos on you.
Nameless March 29, 2008 03:40
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Regarding Slowpoke, this website really needs a way of rating comments Excellent as well.
Antheridium March 29, 2008 05:11
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Agreed. That comment made me laugh harder than most comics.
holoami March 29, 2008 16:03
First comment: 29 March, 2008 3 comments written
Long time lurkerThese dungeon scavengers are very adept at blending into the
surrounding walls and ceilings of the dungeon due to the
stone-like coloring of their skin.

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, enjoy the site, felt compelled to follow up on an earlier comment. After I started playing seriously I lost two Nanoha and two Fate before finally ascending a wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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with my second Hayate - who brought along a bardiche.
As to the comic, I think Magical Girl class should automatically start with a ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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polymorph and random wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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!
Antheridium March 29, 2008 18:11
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
A cursed ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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polymorph?
Henry J Cobb March 29, 2008 20:28
First comment: 28 June, 2007 29 comments written
Anime patch:

Rename figurineThen it appeared in Paris at just about the time that Paris
was full of Carlists who had to get out of Spain. One of
them must have brought it with him, but, whoever he was, it's
likely he knew nothing about its real value. It had been --
no doubt as a precaution during the Carlist trouble in Spain
-- painted or enameled over to look like nothing more than a
fairly interesting black statuette. And in that disguise,
sir, it was, you might say, kicked around Paris for seventy
years by private owners and dealers too stupid to see what
it was under the skin.
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to Pokeball.
Self-poly causes armor to transform.
Foocubi/Nymphs get ranged nosebleed attack.
Chatting with pet gives random rumor, mostly false.
New level added to Hell, called School.
Blindfolds not 100% effective at covering huge eyes.
Choose character's haircolor at startup.
New race: Catgirl. Keen senses but sleep attacks harder to resist.
QuestMany, possibly most, Tours are organized as a Quest. This
is like a large-scale treasure hunt, with clues scattered
all over the continent, a few false leads, Mystical Masters
as game-show hosts, and the Dark Lord and the Terrain to
make the Quest interestingly difficult. [...]
In order to be assured of your future custom, the Management
has a further Rule: Tourists, far from being rewarded for
achieving their Quest Object, must then go on to conquer
the Dark Lord or set about Saving the World, or both. And
why not? By then you will have had a lot of practice in
that sort of thing and, besides, the Quest Object is usually
designed to help you do it.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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level includes dark backstory from character's past.
QuestMany, possibly most, Tours are organized as a Quest. This
is like a large-scale treasure hunt, with clues scattered
all over the continent, a few false leads, Mystical Masters
as game-show hosts, and the Dark Lord and the Terrain to
make the Quest interestingly difficult. [...]
In order to be assured of your future custom, the Management
has a further Rule: Tourists, far from being rewarded for
achieving their Quest Object, must then go on to conquer
the Dark Lord or set about Saving the World, or both. And
why not? By then you will have had a lot of practice in
that sort of thing and, besides, the Quest Object is usually
designed to help you do it.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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item is a super weapon, but you have to type in the attack names.
Xero Storm March 30, 2008 03:39
First comment: 24 February, 2008 32 comments written
Mmm, catgirl...
GreyKnight March 31, 2008 11:27
First comment: 24 March, 2006 48 comments written
Well we do already have a Katamari Damacy patch, I suppose Magical Girls aren't so far-fetched.

http://bilious.homelinux.org/?247

( I have some DNS issues with greyfire.org at the minute, but you can get the patch from http://69.25.196.251/NetHack/katamari.diff )
Antheridium April 1, 2008 03:52
First comment: 17 May, 2007 442 comments written
Thanks GreyKnight, I'd been wanting to download that.
pmj December 26, 2008 12:14
First comment: 19 October, 2004 9 comments written
Not safe for work:
http://www.sexylosers.com/016.html

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