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Monday, 24 July, 2006 by L
                    
                    
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Ssscchllloorrpp!
& "Mail call!"
@ "What are YOU doing here?"
                    
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& "You know our motto: Neither snow nor sleet nor stomach juices..."
                    
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@ "I'm not quite familiar with that particular variant."
                    
                    
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@ "'In 2d4 spins of the planet's axis, I shall enter DL1.'"
                    
                    
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@ "'3 x hard copies of NetHack source code, annotated...'"
                    
                    
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@ "'3 x hard copies of assorted r.g.r.n YAAPs and YAFAPs, circa 1997-2005...'"
                    
                    
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@ "'1 x completed MonsterDex, 1 x NH damage calculator 3.4.3...'"
                    
                    
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@ "'2 x blessed potionPOTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be
potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage,
although even they find it palatable only when suffering
from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it
is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent
ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all
countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the
invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this
general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the
preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific --
and without science we are as the snakes and toads.
        [ The Devil's Dictionary, by Ambrose Bierce ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
of energy drink, 1 x blessed bag of"Now, this third handkerchief," Mein Herr proceeded, "has also
four edges, which you can trace continuously round and round:
all you need do is to join its four edges to the four edges of
the opening. The Purse is then complete, and its outer
surface--"
"I see!" Lady Muriel eagerly interrupted. "Its outer surface
will be continuous with its inner surface! But it will take
time. I'll sew it up after tea." She laid aside the bag, and
resumed her cup of tea. "But why do you call it Fortunatus's
Purse, Mein Herr?"
The dear old man beamed upon her, with a jolly smile, looking
more exactly like the Professor than ever. "Don't you see,
my child--I should say Miladi? Whatever is inside that Purse,
is outside it; and whatever is outside it, is inside it. So
you have all the wealth of the world in that leetle Purse!"
        [ Sylvie and Bruno Concluded, by Lewis Carroll ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
corn chips (and of holding)...'"
                    
                    
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@ "'1 x blessed erodeproof wireless broadband palmtop (with links to r.g.r.n)...'"
                    
                    
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@ "'and 1 x my trademark blessed fixed pair of lenses.'"
                    
                    
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@ "'Hope to meet you inside! Yours truly,' — let me guess..."
                    
                    
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@ "...Nerdley? Nerdley's going to come here? To try to ascend?"
                    
                    
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@ "With all that stuff, it's a wonder he'll make it to DL2 before snapping in half."
                    
                    
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@ "Then again, my personal starting inventory ain't much to boast about..."
a - a +0 leather    
    sword           
b - a +0 ring ofThree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
        [ The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
mail c - an uncursed salt ration d - a normal marker e - a blessed +7 tin"You know salmon, Sarge," said Nobby.
"It is a fish of which I am aware, yes."
"You know they sell kind of slices of it in tins..."
"So I am given to understand, yes."
"Weell...how come all the tins are the same size? Salmon
gets thinner at both ends."
"Interesting point, Nobby. I think-"
        [ Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
opener
@ "It was the best that 40 zorkmids could buy, One-Eyed Sam assured me!"
Nerdley named by BarlowBrad, circa Thursday, 18 March, 2004


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