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Wednesday, 12 July, 2006 by Nameless
                    
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@ "Heck, I might even start roleplaying lawful, even though I'm chaotic."
                    
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@ "In fact, I think I'm going to become an atheist."
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Grey Knight July 13, 2006 17:16
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
Dudley is a platform for espousing one's religious beliefs now?
Fathead July 25, 2006 20:48
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
That caitiff....
Fathead August 9, 2006 00:09
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Wait a sec, you can't BECOME an atheist!
Grognor April 19, 2007 06:00
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Yes you can. GodGoddesses and Gods operate in ones, threesomes, or whole
pantheons of nine or more (see Religion). Most of them claim
to have made the world, and this is indeed a likely claim in
the case of threesomes or pantheons: Fantasyland does have
the air of having been made by a committee. But all Goddesses
and Gods, whether they say they made the world or not, have
very detailed short-term plans for it which they are determined
to carry out. Consequently they tend to push people into the
required actions by the use of coincidence or Prophecy, or just
by narrowing down your available choices of what to do next:
if a deity is pushing you, things will go miserably badly until
there is only one choice left to you.
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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1338h4x May 1, 2007 04:08
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
I was going to suggest he could pray to the RNG, but clearly he isn't in Arnie's favor.
Quint Sakugarne January 2, 2008 08:02
First comment: 1 January, 2008 233 comments written
Nobody is. The RNG defies any alignment. It even defies "unaligned" alignment.

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