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n) silver dragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man.  Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

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& "Of course, Dudley! Here you are. It was a pleasure doing business with you."
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L March 30, 2006 03:32
First comment: 10 February, 2005 285 comments written
Great, something else I've gotta research in order to find the punch-line.

Webcomic rule of thumb: if a webcomic ever admits that it sucks, it does.
Nameless March 30, 2006 08:51
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
Uh... I don't understand your comment. I just put a reference to Original Console that was where I cough borrowed the joke from.
Rpresser March 30, 2006 17:51
First comment: 22 March, 2006 3 comments written
L seems to be of the opinion, and I agree, that the "damn good fries" line makes absolutely no sense; the "kudos to" at the bottom led him to believe that it might make sense if taken in context with the other webcomic, but he didn't feel like researching it.
. March 30, 2006 19:30
First comment: 7 December, 2005 48 comments written
I don't know -- I did think it was quite funny -- and I didn't even get the reference (though I assumed there was one). It reminded me of something; I don't remember what, though (certainly not that comic, of which I'd never heard).

Funny things don't necessarily have to make sense: look at the whole Monty PythonNow the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field
which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea,
hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of
the trees of the garden: but of the fruit of the tree which is
in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of
it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent
said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: for God doth
know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be
opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And
when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it
was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one
wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also
unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou
hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I
did eat. And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou
hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above
every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and
dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put
enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her
seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
        [ Genesis 3:1-6,13-15 ]

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business (only some of which made sense).
Nameless March 31, 2006 02:34
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
In case anyone actually looks back here now another comic is up, the joke was that Uncle Nam and the assorted children around him wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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more concerned about the state of the fries rather than the DragonIn the West the dragon was the natural enemy of man. Although
preferring to live in bleak and desolate regions, whenever it
was seen among men it left in its wake a trail of destruction
and disease. Yet any attempt to slay this beast was a perilous
undertaking. For the dragon's assailant had to contend
not only with clouds of sulphurous fumes pouring from its fire
breathing nostrils, but also with the thrashings of its tail,
the most deadly part of its serpent-like body.
[ Mythical Beasts by Deirdre Headon (The Leprechaun Library) ]

"One whom the dragons will speak with," he said, "that is a
dragonlord, or at least that is the center of the matter. It's
not a trick of mastering the dragons, as most people think.
Dragons have no masters. The question is always the same, with
a dragon: will he talk to you or will he eat you? If you can
count upon his doing the former, and not doing the latter, why
then you're a dragonlord."
        [ The Tombs of Atuan, by Ursula K. Le Guin ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
Scale Mail.
Fathead July 20, 2006 00:43
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Well, I didn't get it, but I may just have to live with it.
Hogulus August 8, 2006 06:08
First comment: 8 August, 2006 1 comments written
Well, the punchline made me LOL, anyway - first comic in the last fifty or so that has. (Note that I mean actually LOL, as in laugh out loud, rather than "feel a vague sense of amusement.)
Grognor April 18, 2007 21:33
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Ray. As opposed to Yar.

also, Dab. As opposed to...
well you get it.
Grognor December 22, 2007 16:53
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Hm. He could have sold the fries.
kureshii March 16, 2008 15:53
First comment: 8 March, 2008 37 comments written
By "damn good" does he mean "The fries wereIn 1573, the Parliament of Dole published a decree, permitting
the inhabitants of the Franche-Comte to pursue and kill a
were-wolf or loup-garou, which infested that province,
"notwithstanding the existing laws concerning the chase."
The people were empowered to "assemble with javelins,
halberds, pikes, arquebuses and clubs, to hunt and pursue the
said were-wolf in all places where they could find it, and to
take, burn, and kill it, without incurring any fine or other
penalty." The hunt seems to have been successful, if we may
judge from the fact that the same tribunal in the following
year condemned to be burned a man named Giles Garnier, who
ran on all fours in the forest and fields and devoured little
children, "even on Friday." The poor lycanthrope, it appears,
had as slight respect for ecclesiastical feasts as the French
pig, which was not restrained by any feeling of piety from
eating infants on a fast day.
        [ The History of Vampires, by Dudley Wright ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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delicious!" or "F - 50 +3 blessed fries named 'damn good fries'?"
Sylverone March 28, 2008 23:21
First comment: 26 March, 2008 15 comments written
I liked the joke, and I didn't even notice the note for the reference.

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