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Tuesday, 18 October, 2005 by L
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@ "Ooh yeah... yeah, just right there... ah, that's the stuff..." 
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Knock, knock!
@ "Darnit! The Ritual of the Daily Footrub can NOT be interrupted!" 
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@ "Pretend we're not home! Or something! Make him go away! Improvise!" 
Moments later...    
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& "So you see, the REAL Amulet of YendorThis mysterious talisman is the object of your quest. It is
said to possess powers which mere mortals can scarcely
comprehend, let alone utilize. The gods will grant the gift of
immortality to the adventurer who can deliver it from the
depths of Moloch's Sanctum and offer it on the appropriate high
altar on the Astral Plane.

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@ "Sigh..."
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Nobody Special October 18, 2005 01:56
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
Neat. It's a little reminiscent of the WizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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  October 18, 2005 03:38
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
"Make him go away! Improvise!"

Improvise? [yn] (n)

You start playing the hornRoland hath set the Olifant to his mouth,
He grasps it well, and with great virtue sounds.
High are those peaks, afar it rings and loud,
Thirty great leagues they hear its echoes mount.
So Charles heard, and all his comrades round;
Then said that King: "Battle they do, our counts!"
And Guenelun answered, contrarious:
"That were a lie, in any other mouth."
        [ The Song of Roland ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.. You produce a frightful, grave"Who'd care to dig 'em," said the old, old man,
"Those six feet marked in chalk?
Much I talk, more I walk;
Time I were buried," said the old, old man.
        [ Three Songs to the Same Tune, by W.B. Yeats ]

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Daverd October 18, 2005 03:38
First comment: 18 August, 2004 26 comments written
Oops, that last one was from me.
Nesman October 18, 2005 10:25
First comment: 4 January, 2005 112 comments written
So, is the second @ a Yendor's Witness or something?
Garbled October 18, 2005 22:41
First comment: 20 September, 2005 12 comments written
Heh.. he is trying to convince the hero that there is no reason to kill them all with one of those silly end-of-movie speeches.
tek-69 May 21, 2006 17:29
First comment: 21 May, 2006 2 comments written
I dunno why but I liked this one alot. Nj.
Fathead July 18, 2006 20:41
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Ummm...
Fathead August 14, 2006 18:19
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Uh, who sighed?
Gadora September 25, 2006 23:50
First comment: 21 September, 2006 88 comments written
@"So, are you saying that I need a scalpel?"
Grognor April 16, 2007 09:06
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
This, however, was not funny.
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