d - a laptop.
e - a laptop.
f - a laptop.
#
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|.._..|
|..@..|
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@ "Ah, an altar. Now I can BUC test what I got at Newegg's hardware store!"
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There is an amber
flash as the laptop
lands on the altar.
#
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|..@..|
|.....|
######-.....|
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@ "w00t!"
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d - a laptop running
Ubuntu 7.10 "Gutsy
Gibbon".##
#
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|..@..|
|.....|
######-.....|
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The laptop lands
on the altar.
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#
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|..@..|
|.....|
######-.....|
-------
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e - a laptop running
Windows XP SP2.
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#
---+---
|..@..|
|.....|
######-.....|
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@ "Grumble... Micro$oft crap."
|
There is a black
flash as the laptop
lands on the altar.
#
---+---
|..@..|
|.....|
######-.....|
-------
@ "Uh-oh..."
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d - a laptop running
Windows Vista.
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#
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|..(..|
|..@..|
######-.....|
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@ "Aaaaah! Get a Knoppix CD! Get a Knoppix CD!"
|
Bill Gates appears
from nowhere!
--More-- #
#
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|..&..|
|.....|
######-@....|
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@ "Aaaaaugh!! He's taking over! I've got to get to the Linux version!"
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