Dudley's dungeon



Monday, 12 May, 2008 by Wellan
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@ "Just this dwarf lord left on this level... Let's end this quickly. What spells do I have?"
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@ "Hm...force bolt...that doesn't do enough damage...fireball fails most of the time..."
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@ "Hey, look at this! I can cast magic missile with a 0% failure rate! And it's my "special spell"!"
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@ "I wonder what happens when you cast your special spell? It has to be powerful, right?"
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@ "...I'll do it. Cast magic missile!"
                    
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SFX: "mrrreee ... eeooowww..."
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SFX: "eeerrr ... ooooowwww!"
The magic missile   
misses the          
dwarf lord.         
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@ "With cinematics like that, you'd think that it'd be a bit more accurate."
The dwarf lord is   
blinded by the      
special effects!    
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@ "...but I guess it'll do."
Five minutes later, some guy with spiky hair sued Dudley for copyright infringement.


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