Dudley's dungeon



Tuesday, 11 December, 2007 by Kernigh
                    
   TODAY'S LESSON   
                    
     Diet of a      
    pet student     
                    
    @ <- Hermley    
    @ <- Ronley     
                    
@ "Class, today's lecture is about the eating habits of a pet student."
                    
carnivore + herbivor
                    
    d -> @          
         ^          
         |          
                    
         u          
                    
@ "A pet student has the combined tastes of a dog and a horse."
                    
      DOGFOOD       
                    
  % <- tripe ration 
  % <- meatball     
                    
  % <- apple        
  % <- carrot       
                    
@ "Thus tripe rations are treats to a pet student, but so are apples."
                    
      CADAVER       
                    
 % <- egg           
 % <- jackal corpse 
 % <- lichen corpse 
                    
                    
                    
@ "Pet students will seek and eat eggs and corpses, both vegetable and meat."
                    
      ACCFOOD       
                    
  % <- candy bar    
  % <- food ration  
  % <- orange       
  % <- pear         
  % <- pizza        
                    
@ "Strangely, they avoid normal food. They will eat food rations or pizzas only when hungry."
                    
      POISON        
  % <- old corpse   
                    
                    
       TABU         
  % <- cockatrice   
       corpse       
                    
@ "Like any other pet, a pet student will refuse to eat certain things."
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--...---------------
@ "Remember: pet students relish tripe rations, like corpses, avoid pizza."
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--...---------------
@ "Professor, we peaceful students eat only lizard corpses, and only to reverse stoning."
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--...---------------
@ "That is why the academy sells you meal plans for 12000 zorkmids each."
Interested pupils may read the dogfood function in dog.c.


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