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@ "There are other dungeons too, beyond yours. I sought a way to protect them all."
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@ "Wait, you mean those arcade games are actually..."
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@ "Yes, Dudley. Every time a noob inserts their 25c, they send a hero to his doom."
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@ "Well OBVIOUSLY I rigged them first."
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@ "But now my monologue is finished, and it time for you to die."
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@ "What?! What is it now?!"
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D "How do you like your species-based discrimination now?! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
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