Dudley's dungeon



Wednesday, 31 October, 2007 by Nameless
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@ "This building may, or may not, be the Administration. I wonder what it's like inside?"
Hello Dudley,       
welcome to C.O.R.P.!
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@ "Yeah, that figures. And— *GASP* A Klown!"
                    
                    
                    
                    
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@ *glare*
K *glare*
                    
                    
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@ "AAAHHHHHH!"
K *cackling laughter*
You shoot 3 arrows. 
                    
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The Klown hits! The 
Klown hits!         
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@ "Ugh!"
As you read the     
scroll, it          
disappears.         
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The Klown throws a  
cream pie!          
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@ "Noooooo..."
                    
                    
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@ "...oooooo..."
                    
                    
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@ "...oooooo!"
What a mess!        
The arrow hits the  
Klown.              
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K "Argh!"
                    
                    
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@ "Care to surrender?"
                    
                    
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K "No, but allow me to wittily question the nature of your relationship with Dogley!"
The Klown wields a  
whip! Snap!         
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K "Now say hello to my little friends!"
k - a wand of       
lightning           
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@ "Suck on this!"
You kill the tiger! 
The tiger drowns!   
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You hit the Klown.  
The Klown hits you. 
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@ "Bring it!"
You hit the Klown!  
The Klown hits you! 
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K "You shall not defy C.O.R.P.!"
You kill the Klown! 
                    
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@ "See you in hell, letterman."
You see a door open.
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Guard 47 "Ahem."
Dudley "Ah, crap."
No, it doesn't obey entirely to Nethack's reality, but neither do most action movies.


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