Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 4 May, 2007 by Edrobot
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@ "I've already made it to NetHack TNG's Gehennom..."
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@ "...and I've yet to find a single scroll of un-genocide!"
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@ "Wait, I don't remember any doors in Gehennom*!"
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@ "*other than the Wizard's Tower, Orcus Town, etc."
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@ "OK class, time to take our hourly test on long division..."
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@ "...as well our test on all the prime numbers from 1 to 28,675..."
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@ "...with no calculators, and no erasers..."
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@ "...in Russian."
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@ "Oh god, this really is Hell!"


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