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d "Let me guess, you screwed up, right?"
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@ "The nerve! Just because I come back all beaten up doesn't mean I failed!"
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d "So... did you?"
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G "You will go back even further in time, and enter "NetHack: The Next Generation"...
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G "...an obscure variant of NetHack to get a Scroll of Un-Genocide."
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G "But be warned, you won't be able to come back until you find it..."
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G "...and the place is filled with countless dangers...
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@ "Too bad there isn't a Hitchhiker class, as I'm already a hoopy frood!"
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