Dudley's dungeon



Monday, 30 April, 2007 by Edrobot
The mimic says:.....
"I'm not!"..........
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d "So what are you going to do about it?"
Dudley appears in a.
flash of light!.....
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@ "I'm going to use thi—"
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@ "Dudley, whatever you do, don't genocide all the Overused jokes!"
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d "Dudley?"
@ "Don't listen to him, Dogley! He's probably from some sort of bizzaro-verse!"
This is a scroll of.
genocide............
What do you want to.
genocide?...........
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@ "No! I'm from the future, you have to listen!"
@ r - ultra-blessed scroll of genocide
Wiped out overused..
jokes...............
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@ "Too late, imposter!"
Dudley suddenly.....
disappears!.........
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@ "Ok, stay calm, I'll just try again!"
z - wand of lightning
Dudley appears in a.
flash of light!.....
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.......mG@sa........
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@ "I'm going to use thi—"
Dudley appears in a.
flash of light!.....
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...@...a:J@a........
.......mG@sa........
........Hxda........
@ "Dudley, whatever you do, don't genocide all the Overused jo—!"
This is a scroll of.
genocide............
What do you want to.
genocide?...........
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...@...a:J@a........
.......mG@sa........
........Hxda........
@ "He's right Dudley! Don't do it!"
@ r - ultra-blessed scroll of genocide
Wiped out overused..
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@ "Why would I genocide overused Jo? He's a cool guy!"
@@ "NOOOOOOOOO!"
The Dudlies suddenly
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@ "Ok, it wont fail this time!"z - wand of lightning
@ "I hope so!"
z - wand of lightning
Dudley appears in a.
flash of light!.....
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.......mG@sa........
........Hxda........
@ "I'm going to use thi—"
Dudley appears in a.
flash of light!.....
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.......mG@sa........
........Hxda........
@ "Dudley, whatever you do, don't genocide all the Overused jo—!"
The Dudlies appear..
in a flash of light!
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.......mG@sa........
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@ "He's right Dudley! Don't—!"
@@ "—Genocide overused jokes!"
Wiped out overused..
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@ "Ok."
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@@@@ "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"
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@ "I did just what you two told me to do! You clearly said 'Genocide overused jokes!'"
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@ "From now on, we'll just try to tackle him, got it?"
@@@ "got it"
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Dudley appears in a.
flash of light!.....
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.......mG@sa........
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@ "I'm going to use thi—"
Dudley appears in a.
flash of light!.....
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...@...a:J@a........
.......mG@sa........
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@ "Dudley, whatever you do, don't genocide all the Overused jo—!"
The Dudlies appear..
in a flash of light!
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@ "He's right Dudley! Don't—!"
@@ "—Genocide over—"
Dudley zaps a wand..
of death! Dudley....
resists! Dudley is..
killed!.............
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@ "Hey! You killed Dudley!"
@ "Well I was aiming for Dudley!"
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@ "That's no excuse, Dudley! What good would that do?"
Dudley hits Dudley!.
Dudley hits Dudley!.
Dudley hits Dudley!.
Dudley hits Dudley!.
Dudley hits Dudley!.
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........Hxda........
@ "Quick! Everybody get Dudley!"
@ "Which Dudley?"
@ "Any Dudley!"
This is a scroll of.
genocide............
What do you want to.
genocide?...........
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@ "This is too weird..."
r - ultra-blessed scroll of genocide
Wiped out overused..
jokes...............
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@@@@@@@ "NOOOOOO!"
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' "Ok, this comic is getting stupid, so we're going to skip some of it."
The goblin is hit by
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' "For the next several-hundred panels, he and his time clones fight each other..."
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' "With the help of History's greatest fighters of the Past, Present, and Future..."
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' "...But it isn't that funny, and the strip is long enough as it is."
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' "Don't believe me? Watch this:"
Ghengis Khan hits@@@
Stinkoman! Billy the
Kid Hits George W.@@
Bush! Gandalf hits@@
Darth Vader! Gonzo@@
the Great misses The
Homestar Runner!@@@@
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@ "You're the time clone!"
@ "Are you asking for a CHALLENGE?"
@ "æ­»!"
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' "So lets just cut to the chase."
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' "Um, hey guys..."
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@ "Ok, now this is officially ridiculous"
z - wand of lightning
To be continued.


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