Hello Dudley!
Welcome to Nethack!
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@ "Ah, time for another glorious day of dungeon crawling..."
& "Hello, Dudley!"
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@ "Hello, Fred! How's The High Priestess of Moloch doing?"
& "Same as usual."
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@ "Yeah, Yeah, I know. So anyway, whacha got for me this morning?"
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The H@ckers'
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"All the Nethack-
based news you need
to know!"
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Nethack 4.0 Release
Date Confirmed!(not)
@ "Blah blah blah, let's go to the comics section!"
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|the little dog |
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f "I hate mondays..."
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By Jim Deveous
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|you kick the dog! |
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f "I hope that that doesn't come back to haunt me..."
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|you step on a |
|cream pie trap! |
|the creampie hits!|
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f "Yep, I deserved that."
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Delbert
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& "I just want to thank you for your work on the big project..."
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& "Once my raise comes through, I make sure I will credit y'all on your weekly perfor-
mance reviews!"
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|Alice hits! The |
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Macadamia Nuts
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|you let loose the |
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By Carl Schultz
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|the Kite-Eating |
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@ "Good Grief!"
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The Wizard of Yendor
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|You hit Krosus!Sir|
|Rodney zaps a wand|
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@ "I'll save you, highness!"
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|A blessed +5 knife|
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Suddenly, Chad realized he forgot his toothbrush!
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The Family Zoo
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@ "Look mommy! A little doggie!"
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Perils Before Swine
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: "OH ZEEBA! WE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A PWESESNT! COME OVER HERE!"
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Z "You crocs just want me to come over the fence so you can eat me!"
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: "YOU ESS NOT A GEWD NEYBOR."
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Zaggy
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@ "Life is like Nethack: You just can't win!"
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Dudley's Dungeon
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@ "What? I'm in the funny papers?"
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@ "Uh oh! That means I only have one more panel to live! I gotta think fast!"
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|| Dudley ||
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