Dudley's dungeon



Tuesday, 6 February, 2007 by Edrobot
 The Early Years of 
The Wizard of Yendor
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
The Wizard of Yendor wasn't always as powerful as he is today...
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
...so let's look back on when he was just getting started...
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@ "Wizard of Yendor! I have come to take the amulet from you!"
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1 "Um, this isn't a very good time, my Hell Hound needs to be fed...
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1 "...and I have midterms tomorrow at Bossbattle High."
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@ "Er... whats that?"
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1 "It's where all evil villains go so they learn exactly how to defeat the protagonist, such as yourself."
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@ "Yeah... How about I come back tomorrow, and we'll fight then."
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1 "Ok. See ya."
@ "Bye!"
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
  The Next Day...   
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Wizard of Yendor! I have come to take the amulet from you!"
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1 "Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try..."
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1 "... now that I have mastered the most powerful technique in the game!"
@ *Gulp*
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1 "Take this!"
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1 "NEWTICUS SUMMONUS!"
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@ "..."
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |Some Protagonist| 
 |   Died from    | 
 |laughing to hard| 
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1 "Maybe I should change tactics..."


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