The Early Years of
The Wizard of Yendor
The Wizard of Yendor wasn't always as powerful as he is today...
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...so let's look back on when he was just getting started...
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@ "Wizard of Yendor! I have come to take the amulet from you!"
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1 "Um, this isn't a very good time, my Hell Hound needs to be fed...
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1 "...and I have midterms tomorrow at Bossbattle High."
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@ "Er... whats that?"
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1 "It's where all evil villains go so they learn exactly how to defeat the protagonist, such as yourself."
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@ "Yeah... How about I come back tomorrow, and we'll fight then."
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1 "Ok. See ya." @ "Bye!"
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The Next Day...
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1 "Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try..."
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1 "... now that I have mastered the most powerful technique in the game!" @ *Gulp*
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1 "Take this!"
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1 "NEWTICUS SUMMONUS!"
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@ "..."
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/ PEACE \
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|Some Protagonist|
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|laughing to hard|
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1 "Maybe I should change tactics..."
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http://dudley.nicolaas.net
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