Dudley's dungeon



Tuesday, 5 December, 2006 by azgor
                    
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@ "Dudley! Come quick! There's a Balrog!"
                    
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@ "Oh my! Two Balrogs!"
                    
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@ "No, wait! I mean Balrogath, not Balrogs."
                    
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@ "Balrogath? That would mean Balrogkind!"
                    
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@ "That would be like seeing two guys and saying, 'Oh, look! Mankind!'"
                    
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@ "Well, Balrog is Sindarin, so the plural must be Belryg."
                    
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@ "Belryg?! You mean Balroeg, of course!"
                    
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@ "No, 'Balrog' is the singular!"
                    
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@ "Not 'BalROG!' I said, 'BalROEG!' Listen to the word. It's not spelled the same."
                    
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@ "Balroeg? I seriously doubt that it's Balroeg. It's Belryg. I'm sure of it."
                    
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@ "Belryg!? Listen to yourSELF, for crying out loud!"
                    
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@ "That doesn't even sound like it comes from the same root word!"
                    
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@ "Wait a second! You're playing illiterate conduct!"
                    
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@ "Why am I arguing about Sindarin linguistics with an illiterate!?"
                    
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@ "Oh, real mature!"
                    
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A Balrog looks at its watch.
                    
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@ "That's a lot of Balrogs."
& "Dorks."


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