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Dudley's dungeon -- Monday, 4 September, 2006

Dudley's dungeon



Monday, 4 September, 2006 by Dion Nicolaas
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@ "Do you know how depressing this really is? You guys say 'jump', Dudley #jumps."
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@ "You guys say 'die', Dudley dies."
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@ "Yeah, yeah. I'm just an @-sign caught in a world of characters."
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
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@ "Dudley has no feelings. Dudley can take it all. Dudley is there for you."
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@ "The adventures you all make up for me! The friends you give me in this beautiful dungeon!"
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@ "After 666 comics, my evil self decided it couldn't go on forever."
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@ "DUDLEY WENT ON STRIKE!"
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@ "Only for a week, though."
@ "Just because that lazy bastard Dion forgot to schedule enough comics when he went on holiday."
There's got to be a better solution for this.


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