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@ "Aaaah! Lousy pet purple worm! DO I LOOK LIKE A SHRIEKER? DO I?!"
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Ssscchllloorrpp!
& "Mail call!"
@ "What are YOU doing here?"
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& "You know our motto: Neither snow nor sleet nor stomach juices..."
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@ "I'm not quite familiar with that particular variant."
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Read stamped scroll.
@ "'Dear cousin, I am ready to begin my dungeon adventure.'"
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@ "'In 2d4 spins of the planet's axis, I shall enter DL1.'"
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@ "'I have gathered all of my necessary essentials for such a quest...'"
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@ "'3 x hard copies of NetHack source code, annotated...'"
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@ "'3 x hard copies of assorted r.g.r.n YAAPs and YAFAPs, circa 1997-2005...'"
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@ "'1 x completed MonsterDex, 1 x NH damage calculator 3.4.3...'"
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@ "'2 x blessed potion of energy drink, 1 x blessed bag of corn chips (and of holding)...'"
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@ "'1 x blessed erodeproof wireless broadband palmtop (with links to r.g.r.n)...'"
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@ "'and 1 x my trademark blessed fixed pair of lenses.'"
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@ "'Hope to meet you inside! Yours truly,' — let me guess..."
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@ "...Nerdley? Nerdley's going to come here? To try to ascend?"
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@ "With all that stuff, it's a wonder he'll make it to DL2 before snapping in half."
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@ "Then again, my personal starting inventory ain't much to boast about..."
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a - a +0 leather
sword
b - a +0 ring of
mail
c - an uncursed salt
ration
d - a normal marker
e - a blessed +7 tin
opener
@ "It was the best that 40 zorkmids could buy, One-Eyed Sam assured me!"
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http://dudley.nicolaas.net
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