Dudley's dungeon



Thursday, 11 May, 2006 by Grey Knight
Your housecat bites 
the orc shaman.     
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@ "So, being a chaotic orcish barbarian seems to be working out pretty well."
                    
                    
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@ "I can eat a whole bunch of stuff I normally couldn't. Take this tin, for example."
You consume boiled  
kitten.             
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@ "Note the lack of negative side-effects!"
                    
                    
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@ "Having orcs and goblins be generated peaceful has its benefits."
                    
                    
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@ "Take this orc shaman, for instance."
The orc shaman      
grunts.             
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@ "And a good afternoon to you too, friend orc!"
Your housecat kills 
the orc shaman!     
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@ "And of course, since I'm chaotic, I can sacrifice my own race to amusing effect."
                    
                    
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@ "Take this orc shaman corpse, for example."
You have summoned a 
peaceful pit fiend! 
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@ "Think I'll call him 'Fluffy Wumpkins'..."
Fluffy Wumpkins     
snarls.             
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@ "And, of course, being a barbarian means that I can whack on things very effectively."
                    
                    
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@ "Take this dwarf king, for instance."
You miss the master 
mind flayer.        
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