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Dudley's dungeon -- Monday, 3 April, 2006

Dudley's dungeon



Monday, 3 April, 2006 by Nameless
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@ "We interupt your regular viewing for a special announcement!"
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@ "This just in... after two years of adventures it has come to our atten-
tion that Dudley is NOT COOL!"
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@ "So, in an effort to increase Dudley's popularity, he will now be known as P-Duddy."
Rover barks.        
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@ "'Sup my home dog?"
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@ "Fo shizzle my nizzle!"
d "Do you know what that means?"
@ "Damned if I know."
g) a +3 bling (on   
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@ "Let's rock this town!"
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@ "Gimme some hardcore candles, bi-atch!"
@ "Please don't call Izchak a 'bi-atch'"
What do you want to 
write in the dust   
here? Fu-           
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@ "Hey, you!"
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flee!               
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@ "Yo bro, we can work this out right?"
                    
                    
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d "Incidently, I quit."
@ "Hmph. Don't be a playa hata!"


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