Dudley's dungeon



Wednesday, 25 January, 2006 by Nameless
                    
                    
                    
                    
          Hey Kids! 
                    
                    
                    
                    
Lets check out this next Dudley's Dungeon from the Generic Newt's point of view!
                    
                    
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|..!..|             
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|.>...+             
|.:...|             
|.....|             
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: "Man, Nethack is so easy. I can't believe I've never bothered playing a mage before."
You see a door open.
                    
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|..!..|             
|.....|             
|.>..@-             
|.:...|             
|.....|             
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: "Uh-oh, it's a barbarian! That guy will own me in melee!"
                    
                    
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|..!..|             
|.....|             
|.>:..-             
|....@|             
|.....|             
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: "Gotta... line him... up..."
                    
                    
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|..!..|             
|.....|             
|.>...-             
|..:@.|             
|.....|             
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: "Yes! I've got you now!"
Cast Finger of Death
You kill Dudley.    
                    
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|..!..|             
|.....|             
|.>...-             
|..:%.|             
|.....|             
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: "Huh, must have been a unique —"
The Finger of Death 
bounces!            
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|..!..|             
|.....|             
|.>...-             
|..:%.|             
|.....|             
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: "Uh-oh."
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   /  REST IN  \    
  /    PEACE    \   
 /               \  
 |  Generic Newt |  
 |   killed by   |  
 |  his own poor |  
 |   int score   |  
/\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/|  


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