Dudley's dungeon



Tuesday, 24 January, 2006 by Nameless
                    
 Dudley presents... 
                    
 The top 10 things  
        NOT         
 to give your wife  
  for her birthday  
                    
                    
#10 ring of conflict
Your wife hits!     
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#9 cloak of         
displacement        
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@ "Kiss me... No, I'm over here. On your left."
#8 iron chain       
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@ "Uh... just what I always wanted..."
#7 worthless piece  
of white glass      
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@ "It's a diamond. Honest."
#6 amulet of ESP    
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|.....|.{@#.|       
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@ "Don't think I can't see you kicking that sink!"
#5 short sword      
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|.@.@.-.....+       
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@ "Is this some kind of a metaphore?"
#4 kicking boots    
Your wife kicks!    
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@ "Ow! Alright! I'll do the washing today!"
#3 scroll of earth  
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@ "Well done Dudley, well done."
#2 speed boots      
Your wife nags!     
Your wife nags!     
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#1 Amulet of        
Yendor              
|.....|.{.#.|       
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|.....|--+--|       
|.@.@.-.....+       
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@ "Aw, thanks love. You didn't have to."
The Wizard of       
Yendor hits your    
wife!               
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|.@...|--+--|       
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@ "Uh-oh."


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