Dudley's dungeon



Friday, 13 January, 2006 by L
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@ "Hello, and welcome back to Full Moon Live With Dudley."
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@ "In the headlines: the Wizard has again refused to sign the Interdungeonal Land Mine treaty."
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@ "This, despite complaints by his own staff that the use of land mines is 'too anachronistic.'"
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@ "Thoth Amon, what do you think?"
@ "You've failed. Now, my victory is complete."
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@ "So will Rodney back down?"
@ "I have wasted too much time on you already. Now, you shall die."
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@ "...In other news, a xorn attack has decimated Fort Ludios's bullion stockpile by 97%."
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@ "Master Kaen, any words?"
@ "I shall feast upon your soul for many days, Dudley."
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@ "(Note to self: never invite the Quest Nemeses onto the show again.)";


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