Dudley's dungeon



Wednesday, 9 November, 2005 by L
                    
                    
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X "It's not fair. If I can phase through walls, why can't I also phase through the floor?"
                    
                    
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d "Why, of course you can phase through the floor! I thought everyone knew that!"
                    
                    
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d "It's easy. All you have to do is just squash your front and back legs together..."
                    
                    
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d "Then relax all your muscles, and let your cells merge with the floor's materials."
                    
                    
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d "Then just push against the floor. It should cease all resistance."
                    
                    
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d "Now, if you want to stop phasing through the floor, all you have to-"
                    
                    
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |  fell into the | 
 |    centre of   | 
 |   the earth    | 
 /\\_/_\/_/\_\//\/| 
d "Oh well."


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