Dudley's dungeon



Wednesday, 24 August, 2005 by L
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@ "Lousy Tsurugi of Muramasa. Does it halve damage? Does it give magic resistance? NO!"
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@ "To think I once thought Amaterasu Omikami's artifact weapon was actually good!"
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@ "...good thing Susanowo gave me a REAL artifact: the Holy Bazooka of Deadening!"
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@ "It halves all damage, gives reflection, all resistances, and raises Charisma to 25!"
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@ "It also has instadeath against all these Aleaxes and Angels of Amaterasu Omikami."
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The rockets explode! You kill Lord Sato!
@ "Hahaha, die pathetic Quest guardians!"
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@ "So Ashikaga, care for a drink? And may I have that Bell?"
@ "Sure thing, Dudley!"
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@ "At this rate, I sure know which deity I'll be offering the Amulet to!"
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far, far above...   
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
Amaterasu "That's NOT FAIR!"
Susanowo "You're just jealous 'cause YOU must obey the law."


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