Dudley's dungeon



Thursday, 11 August, 2005 by L
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@ "At last, here I am at the Cracks of Mt. Doom..."
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= "You'll never be rid of me, Dudley! We'll be together ALWAYS, ya hear me?!"
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@ "Exactly. And now your evil shall be destroyed with me! Ahahahaha!"
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& "Gangway!"
@ "Huh? What's this?"
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@ "The ring spoiler? ...Hmmm... Aha. Ha. Hahahahahaha!!"
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= "What? WHAT?"
Some time later...  
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= "Gonna give me to the princess, eh? I'm not an engagement ring but an enslavement ring!"
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You see a drawbridge coming down!
= "Alert! You know you're too feeble to try the castle!"
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= "Warning! Doing almost anything while standing on a drawbridge will lead to death!"
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= "WARNING! Fighting Yendor platoons with on a drawbridge will definitely lead to..."
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@ Remove all
= "CAUTION!! Fighting Yendor platoons with AC 10 on a drawbridge will..."
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@ Read j
= "ALERT!! Reading unidentifed scrolls during combat with Yendor platoons..."
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@ "Arch-lich."
Sent in some arch-liches.
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
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 |     Dudley     | 
 |  killed by an  | 
 | exploding ring | 
 | of full warning| 
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@ "Mwahahahahahaha!!"


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