Hello D00Dl3y,      
welcome to Nethack! 
                    
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                @ "Got to try this game... Nethack they call it. Should be less wacky than ol' Final Fantasy."
                 
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More info? [yn] (n) 
                    
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                You kill the quantum
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                @ "Enough! I hope from now on this is a serious game!"
                 
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                The  throws a  
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