Dudley's dungeon

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Monday, 28 May, 2007 by Dol
                    
                    
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  Officer Tehiezel  
K "Nasty place this dungeon, let me tell you. There are weapons literally lying around."
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K "Crimes are all too common — fights, theft, prostitution, even murder! You name it."
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K "These adventurers have no respect for the law — not even those so-called lawfuls!"
An alarm sounds!    
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K "And guess what? We're lucky up here. On the lower levels you need the ARMY! It's just..."
                    
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You throw a cream   
pie. The cream pie  
hits Dudley!        
                    
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K "OK, you little rascal! Stop right there — and don't try anything funny!"
@ "Aiee!"
You hit Dudley!     
Asidonhopo zaps a   
wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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. Dudley is hit! ########@@# # --K---- # |KKK..| # |..K..-K# # |.K...|
K "Thanks, Asidonhopo. Kids today...they just don't stop until you zap them."
@ "No problem."
You hit Dudley!     
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@ "Ow!"
K "Boss, the camera is on..."
K "Bah, I'll make them cut it out later."
You close the doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
. You lock the doorThrough me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.
Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.
        [ The Inferno, from The Divine Comedy of Dante
                Alighieri, translated by H.F. Cary ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
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K "...you have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, tough luck..."
@ "Hrmph."
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K "And so it goes on. Another day in the dungeon."
@ "Wasn't this supposed to be MY show?!"


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