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@ "Huh. This looks like a boring level. You know, again."
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@ "Gah! THE DOTS CAN NOT DO THAT!"


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Number of ratings: 26

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Kernigh February 1, 2007 00:48
First comment: 6 April, 2005 349 comments written
I predict that Dudley will survive this room.
  February 1, 2007 01:09
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
oh that's good!
Rose February 1, 2007 01:11
First comment: 3 July, 2006 79 comments written
oops, the system forgot me. that is mineMade by Dwarfs. The Rule here is that the Mine is either long
deserted or at most is inhabited by a few survivors who will
make confused claims to have been driven out/decimated by humans/
other Dwarfs/Minions of the Dark Lord. Inhabited or not, this
Mine will be very complex, with many levels of galleries,
beautifully carved and engineered. What was being mined here
is not always evident, but at least some of the time it will
appear to have been Jewels, since it is customary to find
unwanted emeralds, etc., still embedded in the rock of the
walls. Metal will also be present, but only when made up into
armor and weapons (_wondrous_).
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

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above. i think it erased someone else's rating.
Ana February 1, 2007 04:27
First comment: 9 January, 2007 14 comments written
Call me a sicko, but is the 'wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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' reference about the name of some pyrex dildos?
Ana February 1, 2007 04:29
First comment: 9 January, 2007 14 comments written
Damn it, wrong comic. Sorry.
Janos February 1, 2007 08:49
First comment: 18 August, 2005 40 comments written
Ana is a sicko.
Feory February 1, 2007 09:32
First comment: 15 August, 2006 63 comments written
Ana, in the previous comic, I'm sure the & was Death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

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, not a foocubus, as you apparently think.
A February 1, 2007 12:58
First comment: 24 October, 2006 70 comments written
Ah, newts... :D
:D February 1, 2007 15:16
First comment: 1 February, 2007 1 comments written
Nice!
Alcari February 1, 2007 17:54
First comment: 11 September, 2006 93 comments written
wow, that's a good one.
I predict dudley will not survive this room. Come on, every two floor tiles turning into a a ghostAnd now the souls of the dead who had gone below came swarming
up from Erebus -- fresh brides, unmarried youths, old men
with life's long suffering behind them, tender young girls
still nursing this first anguish in their hearts, and a great
throng of warriors killed in battle, their spear-wounds gaping
yet and all their armour stained with blood. From this
multitude of souls, as they fluttered to and fro by the
trench, there came a moaning that was horrible to hear.
Panic drained the blood from my cheeks.
[ The Odyssey, (chapter Lambda), by Homer ]

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AND a newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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.
Mikoangelo February 1, 2007 19:39
First comment: 19 October, 2005 82 comments written
Why do I get the insupressible urge to call the dots Socrates and Pythagoras? (don'tblamemeifIgotthemwrong:()
Jac February 1, 2007 23:31
First comment: 26 May, 2006 48 comments written
Alright, hands up the sicko who rated this poor.
Fathead February 2, 2007 21:46
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Dudley, get off those hallucinagens (spelling?).

Jac, calm yaThe arrow of choice of the samurai, ya are made of very
straight bamboo, and are tipped with hardened steel.

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down.
Luos February 4, 2007 12:29
First comment: 13 November, 2005 29 comments written
Jac: I suppose, someone who don't like newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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's jokes...
I didn't rate.
Luos February 4, 2007 12:29
First comment: 13 November, 2005 29 comments written
doesn't
Grognor April 22, 2007 08:48
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
That's how much the RNG hates Dudley. Impossibilities fold in on themselves into possibilities, always to Dudley's harm.

"You step on the square with nothing on it. Your body is warped and ripped to shreds and collapsed into the floor in a state of unliving unlife that is eternally painful forever and always." DYWYPI?
1338h4x May 12, 2007 04:17
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
And after this impossibility, Dudley gets to the next floor by falling in a plot hole.
Fathead June 11, 2008 01:29
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
The (non-existent?) Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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