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Wednesday, 12 April, 2006 by L
                    
                    
                    
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Do you want your wands/scrolls of teleportation identified?
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Or your potions of extra healing? Or cursed gain level?
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You could have safely prayed, you know.
@ "Options! Sarcastic DYWYPI Prompt OFF!"
Inspired by a message on rec.games.roguelike.nethack by Jussi Pöyhönen


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Nameless April 12, 2006 09:55
First comment: 29 December, 2004 281 comments written
You know, that would be funniest thing ever if there was such an option.
Crow April 12, 2006 10:23
First comment: 12 April, 2006 1 comments written
I'd say it's... "true to life(or rather: game)" :P
Roger Barnett April 12, 2006 18:42
First comment: 7 April, 2006 143 comments written
Yes... the troubles that ensue when you forget to turn off the scathing commentary.
Fathead July 21, 2006 22:47
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Nah, I like to learn from my mistakes.
Gadora September 29, 2006 01:53
First comment: 21 September, 2006 88 comments written
Please don't give the DevTeam such horriffic ideas.
AnMaster October 23, 2006 09:58
First comment: 22 October, 2006 26 comments written
I get a feeling of deja vu.
Grognor April 18, 2007 22:12
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
You also had a wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
digging. And wishing, but you didn't know that. You didn't put on that amulet"The complete Amulet can keep off all the things that make
people unhappy -- jealousy, bad temper, pride, disagreeableness,
greediness, selfishness, laziness. Evil spirits, people called
them when the Amulet was made. Don't you think it would be nice
to have it?"
"Very," said the children, quite without enthusiasm.
"And it can give you strength and courage."
"That's better," said Cyril.
"And virtue."
"I suppose it's nice to have that," said Jane, but not with much
interest.
"And it can give you your heart's desire."
"Now you're talking," said Robert.
        [ The Story of the Amulet, by Edith Nesbit ]

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because it was cursed, but it was life saving. Dumbass. You suck.
Do you want the rest of your possessions identified? [y/n] (y) n
1338h4x May 1, 2007 00:25
First comment: 19 September, 2006 102 comments written
Way to give the DevTeam ideas...
Jackal Lantern January 24, 2009 07:14
First comment: 24 June, 2008 24 comments written
"Do you want your Wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
Cold identified? Oh, wait. It already was."

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