Dudley's dungeon

Home Comments Archive Print


Tuesday, 28 February, 2006 by L
                    
                    
   -----------      
   |<  .@'   -###   
   |   ...   |  #   
   |         |  ##  
###.         |   ##`
   -----------    ##
                    
                    
                    
   -----------      
   |<  .@'   -###   
   |   ...   |  #   
   |         |  ##  
###.         |   ##`
   -----------    ##
                    
@ "Plop, plunder Fort Ludios please."
Plop misses.
                    
                    
   -----------      
   |<  .@'   -###   
   |   ...   |  #   
   |         |  ##  
###.         |   ##`
   -----------    ##
                    
@ "Plop, Simon Says fetch a blessed luckstone."
Plop misses.
                    
                    
   -----------      
   |<  .@'   -###   
   |   ...   |  #   
   |         |  ##  
###.         |   ##`
   -----------    ##
                    
@ "Plop, klaatu barada nikto."
Plop hits!
                    
                    
   -----------      
   |<  .@'   -###   
   |   ...   |  #   
   |         |  ##  
###.         |   ##`
   -----------    ##
                    
cd /                
rm -rf *            
Done.               
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
@ "At last! His AI works!"


http://dudley.nicolaas.net
Want to contribute? Write an email to dudley@nicolaas.net!
Powered by Nics
<< Previous<< First Random  Today >> Next >>

Rating

33343
Average rating: Fair
Number of ratings: 16

Comments

Nobody Special February 28, 2006 01:13
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
Before anybody asks:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaatu_barada_nikto
Aeschylus February 28, 2006 02:27
First comment: 2 December, 2005 22 comments written
Erased hard drives are always funny. ^_^
stormy February 28, 2006 10:33
First comment: 9 July, 2005 44 comments written
isn't klaatu one of the magic words in 'colossal cave adventure'? (550 point version)
lhanners@gmail.com March 1, 2006 10:46
First comment: 1 March, 2006 1 comments written
your forgot to sudo... unless you are playing nethack as root
shel March 1, 2006 11:45
First comment: 19 August, 2005 107 comments written
You have to be root to play in wizmode, so it's all right really
Mantar March 1, 2006 23:31
First comment: 17 June, 2004 197 comments written
Nah. I run as a user named "wizardEbenezum walked before me along the closest thing we could
find to a path in these overgrown woods. Every few paces he
would pause, so that I, burdened with a pack stuffed with
arcane and heavy paraphernalia, could catch up with his
wizardly strides. He, as usual, carried nothing, preferring,
as he often said, to keep his hands free for quick conjuring
and his mind free for the thoughts of a mage.
        [ A Dealing with Demons, by Craig Shaw Gardner ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details.
" just for playing wizmode -- cause running as root is bad.
Simon Richard Clarkstone March 9, 2006 00:17
First comment: 6 February, 2005 18 comments written
Strange that the "klaatu barada nikto" joke comes up just after I saw that very movie.
Fathead July 20, 2006 00:02
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
I couldn't stop laughing! For a while.
Gadora September 26, 2006 20:15
First comment: 21 September, 2006 88 comments written
Hey, this got added to the wikipedia article!
Grognor April 18, 2007 07:55
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
Funny? No, not really. Clever? No, not particularly.

I don't know why I'm giving it an excellent.
Dani June 7, 2008 23:14
First comment: 7 June, 2008 39 comments written
Reminds me of UserFriendly's voice recognition software storyline. RM dash RF slash ENTER!

http://dudley.nicolaas.net
Want to contribute? Write an email to dudley@nicolaas.net!
Powered by Nics
<< Previous<< First Random  Today >> Next >>