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Tuesday, 27 December, 2005 by L
                    
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X - a birch wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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@ "I haven't seen this kind of wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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@ Engrave with X
The wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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You hear a slow drip.
@ "That means..."
Zap X 
                    
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You see here a washing machine.
@ "At last I can get these bloodstains out!"
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Number of ratings: 18

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jONAS December 27, 2005 10:53
First comment: 27 December, 2005 1 comments written
???
jemarch December 27, 2005 12:48
First comment: 10 October, 2005 14 comments written
o_O
Emma December 27, 2005 13:58
First comment: 22 October, 2005 4 comments written
Ahh... I get it, although I suppose/fervently hope it's not orthodox.
Grey Knight December 27, 2005 14:10
First comment: 20 October, 2005 116 comments written
I guess the wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. is a notional "wand of'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. rotation", which Dudley zapped at a sink to get a washing machine. Doesn't exist in NetHack, but SLASH'EM probably has it :-)
Nobody Special December 27, 2005 21:44
First comment: 8 June, 2005 118 comments written
Nope, it was made up for the comic.
Fathead aka im2_weird@yahoo.com July 19, 2006 20:42
First comment: 19 July, 2006 1 comments written
Er, is SLASH'EM any good? E-mail me.
AnMaster October 22, 2006 22:54
First comment: 22 October, 2006 26 comments written
Fun
Grognor April 17, 2007 07:09
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I liked it. I don't understand all the bad ratings. Seems almost like something that could be implemented.
Kassil the Erratic April 17, 2007 09:48
First comment: 17 April, 2007 28 comments written
Amusingly absurd, although you have to wonder what the effects would be. Maybe you could l)oot it, load it with cursed items, then a_pply a blessed !oWater to uncurse a bunch of stuff at once?

And does that mean zapping a succubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

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Agor November 25, 2008 11:10
First comment: 20 October, 2008 6 comments written
Umm...
I have a pretty good idea of what that wand'Saruman!' he cried, and his voice grew in power and authority.
'Behold, I am not Gandalf the Grey, whom you betrayed. I am
Gandalf the White, who has returned from death. You have no
colour now, and I cast you from the order and from the Council.'
He raised his hand, and spoke slowly in a clear cold voice.
'Saruman, your staff is broken.' There was a crack, and the
staff split asunder in Saruman's hand, and the head of it
fell down at Gandalf's feet. 'Go!' said Gandalf. With a cry
Saruman fell back and crawled away.
        [ The Two Towers, by J.R.R. Tolkien ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
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