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Monday, 26 December, 2005 by Grey Knight
                    
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@ "I guess I'd better get some shut-eye before Christmas to- morrow. I wish I had presents..."
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Santa phases through
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@ "Hmm, what have I got for this little fellow? Ah, of course..."
                    
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@ "Okay Rudolph, let's go!"
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@ "Oh boy, Christmas Day! Hey, what's this?!"
 a - a bag"Now, this third handkerchief," Mein Herr proceeded, "has also
four edges, which you can trace continuously round and round:
all you need do is to join its four edges to the four edges of
the opening. The Purse is then complete, and its outer
surface--"
"I see!" Lady Muriel eagerly interrupted. "Its outer surface
will be continuous with its inner surface! But it will take
time. I'll sew it up after tea." She laid aside the bag, and
resumed her cup of tea. "But why do you call it Fortunatus's
Purse, Mein Herr?"
The dear old man beamed upon her, with a jolly smile, looking
more exactly like the Professor than ever. "Don't you see,
my child--I should say Miladi? Whatever is inside that Purse,
is outside it; and whatever is outside it, is inside it. So
you have all the wealth of the world in that leetle Purse!"
        [ Sylvie and Bruno Concluded, by Lewis Carroll ]

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@ "A present? For me? I can't wait to see what Santa's left me!"
b - 53 worthless    
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@ "Oh great. Thanks for nothing, Santa. Hey wait, there's something else..."
c - a tiny plastic  
 newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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@ "Well, that's just plain rude."
A Happy Christmas to all! ^_^


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Daverd December 26, 2005 06:39
First comment: 18 August, 2004 26 comments written
Santa knows who's been Lawful and who's been Chaotic...
Irashtar December 26, 2005 09:16
First comment: 17 February, 2005 19 comments written
He knows when you've been poisoned, he knows when you have Sleep res, he knows What your alignment is, so be <alignment> for <alignment>'s sakeJapanese rice wine.

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Jingle bells, Litchen's smell, That 'trice just laid an eggBut I asked why not keep it and let the hen sit on it till it
hatched, and then we could see what would come out of it.
"Nothing good, I'm certain of that," Mom said. "It would
probably be something horrible. But just remember, if it's a
crocodile or a dragon or something like that, I won't have it
in my house for one minute."
        [ The Enormous Egg, by Oliver Butterworth ]

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, HorseKing Richard III: A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
Catesby: Withdraw, my lord; I'll help you to a horse.
King Richard III: Slave, I have set my life upon a cast,
And I will stand the hazard of the die:
I think there be six Richmonds in the field;
Five have I slain to-day instead of him.
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
        [ King Richard III, by William Shakespeare ]

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-mo-bile lost a shoe, and Dudley took ballet!
  December 26, 2005 09:19
First comment: 1 April, 2004 431 comments written
Don't complain, that's a Blessed x3 BOH!
Aeschylus January 28, 2006 06:24
First comment: 2 December, 2005 22 comments written
Cast a Plastic to Flesh spell?
Fathead July 19, 2006 20:37
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
He should have it ID'd
Fathead July 19, 2006 21:28
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
The Newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Fathead July 27, 2006 23:03
First comment: 1 April, 2006 1136 comments written
Coal's not worthless!
Haribo March 31, 2007 17:24
First comment: 28 March, 2007 2 comments written
Yeh - zap it with /ofpolymorph and watchThese strange creatures live mostly on the surface of the
earth, gathering together in societies of various forms, but
occasionally a stray will descend into the depths and commit
mayhem among the dungeon residents who, naturally, often
resent the intrusion of such beasts. They are capable of
using weapons and magic, and it is even rumored that the
Wizard of Yendor is a member of this species.

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it all turn into diamonds....
@ July 4, 2007 00:06
First comment: 26 July, 2004 155 comments written
joke's good but Irashtar's comment is better, ROFL.
Grognor July 26, 2007 02:41
First comment: 4 April, 2007 1161 comments written
I don't think I commented on this one.

Yup.

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