Dudley's dungeon — The Game

Home Comments Archive Print

Introduction

Read through all the installments of Dudley's dungeon? Printed enough of them to decorate your office? Got the T-shirt? Now it is time to play... Dudley's dungeon — The Game!

Inspired by classics like Rummikub, Dvorak and het Advertentiespel, the Dudley Game is a game of chance, creativity and fun. And the winner gets a prize: your own 24 hours of fame with your winning comic on Dudley's dungeon's website!

Dudley — The Game is a cardgame. The purpose of the game is to make Dudley comics. In the end, all players can vote for their favourite comic from the ones made. The winning comic can be sent to dudley@nicolaas.net and will be featured as a weekend special.

Preparations

Print the cards below. Use the Print Preview feature of your browser to make the cards fit exactly on the page. You probably want the smallest margins possible, no headers or footers, and to switch on printing of backgrounds.

Here you can tweak the number of cards per page:

Print setup
Cards per Page: x
This will print 6 pages (excluding the rules.)

Start printing at page 2 to leave out this introduction. If you want to, you can start printing at page 3 so the rules are not printed. Then cut the cards out. For a really sturdy deck you can glue them on cardboard.

Everytime you visit this page, a different deck of Dudley cards is displayed! You can collect them all for fun, make your own decks out of all the cards you have, or just print a new deck once in a while for variation.

A standard deck consists of 72 cards (good for about 20 comics), but you can make your size for longer or shorter games. Use more cards if you have more than seven players.



http://dudley.nicolaas.net
Want to contribute? Write an email to dudley@nicolaas.net!
Powered by Nics

Dudley's dungeon — The Game


Rules of the game

Preparation for play

The Game can be played by one or more players. Shuffle the cards, deal 10 of them to each player, and put the rest of it upside down on the table.

Playing a turn

Players take turns. In each turn you can do all of the following, as much as you like:

  • Put a card face up on the table, starting a new comic.
  • Add a card face up to a comic, either in the beginning or in the end.
  • Remove a card from a comic. This card must stay on the table, as a start of a new comic or added to a comic already started.
  • Write a text in an empty text box on a card that's on the table. If you don't want to write on your cards, use e.g. sticky notes.
  • After you are done with the changes to the table, draw a card.

The other players await eagerly until you're done, so they can do the same. It is not allowed to pass. If your turn takes to long, the other players may stop you. You can set a 1 minute maximum time, if you want; hourglass not included.

Game end

The game ends when all cards have been played, when all players are out of ideas, or when the general consensus is that this isn't going to get any better. Now the voting starts.

Each player awards 3 points to the best comic on the table, 2 points to the second best, and 1 point to the third one. The comic(s) with the most points win.

Submitting the winner

Email the winning comic to dudley@nicolaas.net (make sure you include pictures and text). Mention the fact that it is a Dudley Game winner. It will be featured as a Saturday or Sunday installment of Dudley's dungeon on http://dudley.nicolaas.net.



http://dudley.nicolaas.net
Want to contribute? Write an email to dudley@nicolaas.net!
Powered by Nics


                    
                    
    --------        
    |......|        
    |..<.:.|        
    |..@d..+########
    |......|        
    ----+---        
        #           
d "...we will also continue to rehash older jokes without shame!"
  #                 
  #                 
  ########          
         #          
      $$$+$$$       
      $..'..$       
      $.....$       
######-.....$       
      $$$$$$$       
' "O Arnie, hear my prayers, mumble, mumble..."
                    
       -----------  
       |....@)...|  
       |.%.......|  
       |...%.[...|  
     ##.[%.....[.|  
     # -----------  
######              
                    
r - a cheap plastic imitation of the Amulet of Yendor.
                    
                    
    --------        
    |......|        
    |..<...|        
    |..@d..+########
    |..@...|        
    ----+---        
        #           
@ "Oh! look over there!"
  |  |         |    
  |  | }}}}}}} |    
--|  | }}---}} |--- 
  |  | }--^--} |  | 
> |  | }|(@^|} |  | 
-----| }--^--} |  | 
     | }}---}} |  | 
     | }}}}}}} |  | 
     |         |  | 
The Wizard of Yendor types: "YAAP Rodney-Wiz-Hum-Mal-Cha"
....................
-------.......------
...|  |------.|  |(.
...|  |..@..|.|  |((
...|+-|.._..|.-+-|..
|---.%|..@..|....--|
......|.....|..%....
.*..{.---|---.{.....
.........%[.........
@ "... and then use it to escape!"
               #    
             ###    
             #      
           ###      
    -------#        
    |.^[@.-# #######
    |[.[[@|         
    -------         
                    
You start digging downward.
@ "Be careful, sir, or you might fall through the floor."
The ninja turtle    
hits! The ninja     
turtle flips out!   
You die..           
}}##}##;;}}#}}###}##
###}#}#%;;}}###}####
          }}        
          }}}       
         }}}}}      
                    
                    
  -------           
  |`{(#`|           
  |.....|           
  |..@..|           
##+`...`|           
  ---+---           
     (              
@ "There! Perfect. I'll be safe to rest, recover, and organise my supplies here."
          #         
        ###         
        #           
     ---.-----------
     |....@h.......|
     |.............|
     |.............-
     ---------------
                    
@ "If you kill me, I lose all and you win little. If we both walk away, the total sum is zero."
                    
    --------+------ 
    |.............| 
    |.............| 
    |.......:.A...| 
    |.........A@A.| 
    -----------|--- 
                    
                    
The ki-rin butts! The ki-rin hits! The ki-rin butts! You kill the ki-rin!
           #        
           #        
   --------+------- 
   |............... 
   |..............| 
   |....@.n.......| 
   |..............-#
   ---------------- 
              #     
@ "I wonder if it will be friends with me?"

                    
                    
     Meanwhile      
        in          
     Gehennom       
                    
                    
                    
                    
.|([#............#..
.|.)######++######..
.|....@.....(.......
.|..@...@.%.........
.|----.K@K{.%.......
.|%%.@.%K.%.....----
.|%%.|D...%...@_0###
.-------------------
....................
@ "That is an option, yes. Or I could instead..."
Choose which spell  
to cast             
  --------          
  |..@...|          
  |......-###       
  --------  #       
            #       
            #       
            #       
@ "But I can make myself feel better about it..."
                    
         -------    
         |.....|    
         |.<...|    
         |@....|    
        #......|    
        #|.....|    
        #-------    
        #           
@ "Flesh golem, ivegay hetay Muletay." Pulveriser escapes the dungeon!
                    
                    
      -------       
      |%%%%%|       
      |@!%%@|       
######-f....|       
      -------       
@ "A cheezburger,   
50 zorkmids."       
f "I can has cheezburger?"
  #                 
  #                 
--|---              
|.@..|              
|....+              
|.:..|              
|....|              
------              
                    
..--------       ---
..|+++|  |------ |  
..|+++|  |     | |  
..|...|+-|  _  | -|-
..--|--..|     |....
...%.....|     |....
.......{.-|-----....
...............@....
..-+---...........-+
@ "Makes me wander if there is any Shakespeare in NetHack..."
PPPPP#PP#PPPPPPPPP#P
P#P#PPPP'###P##....P
PP'#PPP###PP##PPPP.P
#P#####```#PP###P###
P#.....`@`###PPP#P##
PP.<....@###P#PPPPP#
#P.......###'PPP##PP
P#PPPP#P##P##PP#P#PP
#P#PP#PPPP#PP##PPPPP
@ "Who make the puddings divide (or multiply, as it were) and then slay one..."
                    
                    
                    
      ------        
      |.%%!|        
######@@)%%|        
      ------        
                    
                    
@ "...the handiest and the dandiest thing you've ever seen!"
                    
        ...         
       ...A.        
      .......       
      ...@...       
      ...@...       
      ---|---       
 -------.A.|        
 | % %) $ %|        
@ "Empty?"
A "Sorry. This is Pestilence's room but he called in sick."
@ "Oh please!"
Meanwhile...   |    
  |  | }}}}}}} |    
--|  | }}---}} |----
  |  | }--^--} |  | 
> |  | }|(@^|} |  | 
-----| }--^--} |  | 
     | }}---}} |  | 
     | }}}}}}} |  | 
     |         |  | 
The Wizard of Yendor types!
( "The newt bites! You die..."
@ "Curse you, RN God!!"
                    
                    
 --------           
 |..xx..|           
 |......|           
xxx...@..xxxxxx###  
 |..x.x.|           
##-.x...x|          
 --------           
@ "Oh no, look at 'em all ..."

You hear a          
low buzzing.        
         #          
         #          
     ----#----      
     |.......|      
     |.......|      
     |...@...|      
     ---------      
As the wizard kicks 
the door, it        
shatters to pieces! 
 |....   |...-- --..
 |...... |..%.---..(
 |..@_....@A....%.%.
 |...... |@..%---..(
 |....   |...-- --.[
 -----   -..--   ---
@ "Calm down, OK?"
@ "I climbed here for an altar that's A FEW STEPS FROM MY TOWERDOOR?"
###### ^## ###      
  # -.---+---#      
    |.^.....|#      
    |^.@..^.|#      
    |>......-###    
    ---------# #    
       ##########   
             ###    
               #    
Quaff from the fountain of youth?
y
      #             
#   --.---          
####+....|          
    |..`.|          
####-.T@.|          
    |....|          
    |....-##########
    ---+--          
       #            
T "Is it just me, or have we past that boulder three times already?"
@ "It's just you."
Hello Dudley,       
welcome to NetHack! 
 ------             
 |@...|             
 |.f..+             
 |...$|             
 ------             
                    
                    
@ "After I ascended, I started wondering..."
The amulet          
disintegrates!      
   --|--            
   |..{|            
   |...|            
   |..[|            
###.@..|            
   |...|            
   -----            
@ >:-(
                    
                    
    ------------    
    |..........|    
    |..........|    
    |......@...|    
    |...........    
    |..........|    
    ------------    
@ .
---   --..--------- 
  -- --...|.....a.| 
   ---....|%......| 
  %%-aa%.a%.%W@@@.| 
   ---....|.......| 
  -- --...|.......| 
 --   --..--------- 
       |...         
       -----        
Goodbye Dudley the Demigod...
                    
      -- ----       
      |>|<.>|       
      |%|---|       
      |<| |<|       
      |---|@|       
      |>.<|>|       
      -------       
                    
  #                 
  #                 
  #                 
  ##########        
  ---------|--      
  |..........|      
  |..&...@...|      
##-......'...|      
  ------------      
You write on the paper golem with a magic marker:
                    
  --------          
  |......|          
 #......}|          
  |......|          
  -----|--          
      d@            
     ##             
     #              
= "Alert! Combat should be avoided at all costs! Loss of life is certain!"
You read: You must  
be this high to ride
.|.........d(.......
.|..................
.|----....{.........
.|%%............----
.|%%%|..........-###
.-------------------
....................
d "NNNNNNNNNOOO-
OOOOOO
oooooo!"

                    
##############      
       ------.-     
       |`.....|     
       |......|     
     ##-.@....|     
##  ## -----|--     
 ####       #       
  #                 
= "Hey you! Remove me and I'll rip your head off and use your spine as a bullwhip!!"
                    
       ---+--       
       |....---     
     ---......|     
     |..@..----     
     |.....|        
     |.....|        
     -------        
Dlvl: 53            
@ "Ho hum, Moloch's Sanctum again. There must be something more to this dungeon."
########            
   --.-.-           
###.^@. |           
   |d.. |           
###+    |           
   ------           
                    
                    
                    
@ "... that NetHack is endlessly more sadistic, complex and difficult than any other game."
                    
     ---------      
     |.}.}Q}G|      
     |}.}.}.}|      
     |.}.@A}@-######
##   |}.}.}.}|      
 #   |.}.}k}@|      
 #   --+------      
 #######            
A "By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!"
                    
                    
------------------- 
.............^....| 
.<................| 
.....@.@..........+ 
.......(..........| 
.------------------ 
#                   
@ "With two Dudleys working together, what can possibly beat us?"
You hit the newt.   
The newt bites!     
Hachi misses the    
newt.               
                    
Fight:       p. 1373
Run away:    p.  884
Wield:       p. 3601
       602          
Giving you thousands of ways to complete the story...
       #            
    ---.-------     
    |.......@.|     
    |aaaaaaaaa|     
    |aaaaaaaaa|     
    |aaaaaaaaa|     
    -----------     
                    
                    
You enter a giant beehive!
The spell hits the  
gnome! You kill the 
gnome!              
 |  ---  |-         
 ---|    ..|        
    | %  .@.---     
 ----    ...  |     
 |         --  -----
-      %   ||  )   |
You hear a door     
crash open!         
                    
   --@-------       
   |........|       
   |........|       
   |.......)+       
###.@.......|       
   ----------       
@ "Hey!"
#  -------------    
#  |..{..'.....|    
## |..L........|    
   |.d@..).....|    
   -------------    
     # ###### #     
   ###      #       
   #        ###     
 ###          #     
@ Fire.
The arrow hits something.
                    
         #          
 --------#          
 |[%[)*.|#          
 |)]=[%.|#          
 |%!?[%@-#          
 |(?+@!.|           
 --------           
                    
You finish your dressing maneuver. You feel yourself speed up.
....}}}}..}}}}}}}}}}
}..}}}}}...}}}}}}}}}
}}}}}}}}}.@.....}}}}
}}}}}}}...H.......}}
}}}}}}}.............
}}}}}}}}......}}}.}.
}}}}}}}}}}.}}...}}}}
}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}.}}}}
}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}....}
The massive hammer hits! Lightning strikes Lord Surtur! You kill Lord Surtur!

                    
                    
    --------        
    |......|        
    |..<...|        
    |...@G.+########
    |...d..|        
    ----+---        
        #           
@ "We really need to get those jokes back..."
                    
oo`#######          
o####`############# 
       ---%-----    
       |d@.....|    
#######........|    
       -----|---    
            #       
            #       
You kill the Green-elf!
@ "Yeah, theoretically."
                    
                    
                    
######@             
      #             
   ---.-------      
   |......{..|      
   |..@o.....+      
   |..o......|      
@ "My hostile former self is on the loose in the dungeon."
                    
                    
                    
 -----              
 |$...#######       
 |..@|              
 |...|              
 |...|              
 ---+-              
@ "Would you believe it?"
--More-- are bathed 
in radiance...      
    |..---------..| 
    |..|.......|..| 
    |..|.......|..| 
    |..|...@...|..| 
--  |..|.......|..| 
.-- |..|.......|..| 
..--|..----|----..|-
@ "Aargh!"
                    
        ...         
       ...A.        
      .......       
      ...@...       
      ...@...       
      ---|---       
 -------.A.|        
 | % %) $ %|        
@ "Empty?"
A "Sorry. This is Pestilence's room but he called in sick."
@ "Oh please!"
You ascend to the   
status of Demigod...
   |.......|...-- --
   |.T.&.A.|..@.---.
   |@A.@.%.%........
   |.AD.%./|....---.
   |.@A..A.|...-- --
   ---------..--   -
           ...|     
                    
     #     #        
     ##    #        
      #    #        
    ----------      
    |......D.|      
####-......%@|      
    |........|      
    ----------      
The grey dragon breaths fire on the Arch-lich. The Arch-lich dies.
    ------------    
   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |    killed by   | 
 |    calculus    | 
 |    *  *  *     | 
 /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/| 
Newton's 3rd law    
hits!               
                    
   E              D#
           V@       
    v     v s       
                J   
         E         #
                    
 | --- | --- |      
 |   |     | |      
 --- |-----| |      
   | | |   | |      
   | | | | | |      
   |   | | % |      
   |-- | -----      
   |   | .@|        
   | -----.|        
@ "My text editor can do this."
P - a green potion  
Your movements are  
slowed slightly     
because of your load
...|                
...|                
.@..#####+          
----                
                    
@ "Hmm. I've got a lot of junk. I'd probably better set up a stash or something somewhere."

                    
            ---     
         ... <      
        .[...       
        ..@..       
        .d...       
    -----...        
        ----        
                    
@ "I need to know if it's cursed or not."
d "I am not in the mood for it."
     --------       
  ##@+ooo  oo#######
###  |o oooo|      #
     |   ooo.#######
     |      |     ##
     | <    .#    ##
     ---.----      #
        ###        #
          #        #
o "Gold!
o "Food!"
o "Brothers, let's get him!"
o "Yeah!"
               #    
               #### 
    ------------r-+-
####|..............|
    |<............@@
    |..............|
    |..............|
    ----------------
                    
@ "Sir, your drink..."
....}}}}..}}}}}}}}}}
}..}}}}}...}}}}}}}}}
}}}}}}}}}.@.....}}}}
}}}}}}}...H.......}}
}}}}}}}.............
}}}}}}}}......}}}.}.
}}}}}}}}}}.}}...}}}}
}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}.}}}}
}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}....}
The massive hammer hits! Lightning strikes Lord Surtur! You kill Lord Surtur!
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                ... 
               .....
                ..@ 
@ "Yeah, this comic was hard to draw."
  #                 
  #                 
  #                 
 -|----             
 |)).=|             
 |..@%+             
 ------             
                    
                    
@ "That's no small trinket you carried there..."
The newt hits!      
You die.            
###########         
  #       #         
  #       :         
###     --@--       
        |...|       
        |..^|       
        -----       
h  a humanoid       
(master mind flayer)
  ----------        
  |........-#####  -
  |...@...h|    #  |
  ----------    ###+
                #  |
#################  |
     #             -
@ "Uh-oh. Well, here goes nothing, I guess ..."
                    
  --+-|-----------  
  |.....(....^};}|  
  +..D.....%.^}@}|  
  |..........^;};|  
  |.f...)))..^^^^|  
  ----------------  
                    
                    
@ "To think I mistook a yellow dragon for my pet blue dragon..."
---------           
........|           
.<......|           
-----.---           
     #@#            
       #            
                    
                    
                    
@ "Whew, that was close. Where can I get a lot of money all at once?"
          #         
  --------+-------  
  |...............  
  |..............| #
  |....@.........| #
  |..............-##
  ----------------  
                    
                    
@ "A Murder Of One."
The door unlocks!   
                    
      -------       
 #####.d..<.|       
 #    |.@...|       
##    |....)|       
      ---+---       
                    
                    
@ "Let's try how it works. #force!"
d "Now that's odd."